Like this:

Here I attempt to cover one of my favorite Bob Dylan songs. Mind you, I made up the chords and know they aren’t the right ones and I don’t care. I admit it is very premature for me to take video of myself playing guitar, and insane to share it with the masses, but for someone who is just learning to play, I am excited to get through a whole song without stopping or dropping the instrument. Also, to make it even better, it was shot with a camera balanced on a sofa with poor lighting and dinky speaker.

For Dylan fans, I know this doesn’t do the song justice, so don’t hate me. I am a beginner. The song is also only 2 minutes long — great for those with short attention spans — bad for those expecting me to whip out a harmonica and add a solo. One thing at a time. I just learned to stand up and play at the same time, folks. Baby steps. Remember, if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Please. Ever.