Buh-bye …

Is that a tear?

I haven’t had a chance to post since I found out Oprah is calling it quits. How will people select books, find a doctor, depilatory, crash diet, or a way to confront their inner turmoil? On Friday, the talk show queen announced plans to end the Oprah Winfrey Show after 25 years on the air, the better part of my existence on this planet.

I almost made it past 30 without tuning in, however, I will say I can recall watching about three minutes of one episode once … the one where this little Filipina, whose name I cannot recall, has a beautiful singing voice and dreams to meet some famous singer (whose name I cannot recall), and Oprah introduces her to the world and everyone hears her sad tale of a depressed upbringing, including a history of domestic violence and homelessness, and how she began her ascent to stardom by gaining notoriety in local karaoke contests in her homeland and the like … and she goes on to meet her idol. Hand me a Kleenex.

That’s my favorite story.

I understand what Oprah did for television. She invented the industry. She created the monster. She used her business savvy to target a bunch of middle-age, middle-class, insecure women who are incapable of free thinking and are always in need of a tissue, and milked them for everything they’re worth. Hey, it worked, Oprah is one of the richest women in the world. Behold, the power of marketing.

With that said, I wish her good luck in her next venture. Oh, haven’t you heard? She isn’t really “quitting.” She is moving on to a bigger pond. After September 2011, she won’t be off the air. Rumors suggest she is going to be on a new show on her very own cable TV network, the Oprah Winfrey Network. So don’t you fret ladies, you’ll still have a venue to go get a good cry on.

Thinking inside the box

Well, I finally finished one of the shadow boxes … in time for Jim’s mother’s birthday. The picture didn’t come out great, because the flash glared off the glass, but you get the idea. I had so much fun creating this one, I think I am going to do a series of seasonal boxes, with autumn first on my list, as the leaves are flying and I can bet they won’t stick around too long.

I am not complaining. I love the smell of autumn in the air. The crisp mornings, and the smell of fires warming people’s homes around the neighborhood. Here is a beautiful picture from my campsite at Elmore State Park when I was in Vermont in September. This is looking up from our site. They were about two weeks ahead of us with the changing of the leaves.

Trees at Elmore State Park 6

Seeing optimism from the wet side of an amp

  

There always seems to be one person in a group, when faced with an unpleasant situation, who can — not to be cliché — turn his frown upside down.

I used to be that person. I say “used to” merely because it was much easier when I was younger to “keep my chin up.” People either hated me for being so cheery, or I eventually got to them, and they got over it, thanking me afterward for reminding them to laugh. Not that I am, by any means, past the prime of life, depressed, or constantly uttering “woe is me.” 

What I mean is lately, everyone I know takes things much more seriously than they did just five years ago. The times of negativity and stress seem to outnumber those with a positive spin.

I was relieved last week to be reminded of how any pout can be pooh-poohed by positivism by simply looking at a situation from a different angle.


The scene opens at a bandstand in South Glens Falls, on the edge of the Hudson River. The occasion: a Tuesday performance as part of the community’s summer concert series. The evening is perfect — low humidity, mid-70s, fluffy white clouds, slight breeze.

 

Enter the band: Everyone is amped up, no pun intended. The audience is loving it. There is singing, toe-tapping, pointing, and even and occasional “amen!” The group is preaching the blues, feeling the rock ’n’ roll. 

 

Neither the band nor the crowd could have asked the man upstairs for better weather for the evening’s performance.


“It never fails,” a common saying among pessimists, is what happened next. By IT, I mean the giant storm cloud which made its way over the horizon, instantly changing the bright skyline to that of blackest night. Luckily, we were on our last song. I kept right on singing the blues. People were starting to get antsy, watching the clouds, pointing at me. 

I was too into the song to notice the wind start whipping and the rain starting to pummel the stage. And then it happened, I opened my eyes. People were running for cover, the lightning was striking what seemed like yards away. I turned around to my drummer Neil and yelled “Do the short ending.”

Without missing a beat, he obliged. The song ended and near Armageddon ensued. The wind-driven sheets of rain soaked the stage and all the equipment on it — the subwoofers, the amps, the monitors, the microphones, the drums, the guitars, you get the idea. Thousands of dollars of equipment, the framework for the existence of our band, had been compromised by nature.

I felt really petty getting upset about my soggy tambourine. I am the only one on stage at this point who doesn’t own a piece of musical equipment with a wet electronic element in it.

The band is devastated. “Oh, it’s so much money,” Neil said. “Oh, we may  not be able to play Friday,” Neil again. “Oh, it’s so much money,” one more time for good measure. 

Out of the misery and the resounding “woe is me,” comes Carl’s positive spin. “Well, I need a new one anyway,” he said, referring to his amplifier. “At least we got to play for an hour and a half,” he continued, with a smile firmly planted on his face. 

That was all I needed to be reminded that it really isn’t as bad as it seems at first. Possessions are just possessions, jobs are just jobs, in-laws are just in-laws, and torrential downpours are just unpredictable and occasionally inconvenient  acts of God. 

The only thing that shouldn’t be compromised, in any situation, is the status of your mental health. I would rather be inconvenienced than institutionalized. I hope you, too, can see optimism from the wet side of an amp. 

In case you were wondering, the show goes on. We not only rocked the house the following Friday, we had fun, too!

More creepy people on the way

    This is the beginning of a series of creepy faces. The repros aren’t very good. I have to get batteries for my better camera. Point is, the creepy people entry on my ‘Art Farts’ page has been such a hit, search-wise, I decided to do a series. There are nine in total, 4×4-inch canvases. I will put the entire thing online once I finish them. I am limiting myself to three colors per panel, and 10 minutes or less. FUN!

J’Lyn sings Janis

Life has been a zoo.

There is much to catch up on. 

I need a nap.

 

I went to help dad celebrate his 60th birthday at the beginning of the month. Jason and I threw him a surprise party. What a hoot. I have not stopped going since. One activity after another, and while trying to get back into a routine of some sort, fall is just as crazy as summer was. I apologize for the lack of posts. Jason shot this video while I was singing with dad’s band on the banks of the Allegheny River, while I was still in the Pittsburgh area. It is a little dark, but you get the gist. I’m the blurry one it the middle of the stage with the fluffy hairdo.

Very unique

Listen up …

 

I scream, you scream, we all scream … Look at THAT yam!

Jim and I were shopping for potatoes the other day in Hannaford. As he was picking out the perfect spuds, something caught my eye from the adjacent bin, which offered sweet potatoes. This oddly-shaped yam just stood out and I couldn’t help but think, “Hey, this reminds me of that horror movie … ‘Scream.’” Jim agreed, and we both admitted that we are insane and laughed. The mighty yam had a little knot in it that kind of looked like the ‘Scream’ mask’s mouth, and shapes that could easily, with my crazy imagination, be turned into eyes and a nose. What do you think? Here is the yam in its original state:

I decided this little guy had to come home with me. We loaded him into his own separate bag, because I didn’t want anything to crush my find. 

The next few days I had to work at the newspaper. I have this chalkboard paint at home that we bought to make a scoreboard for our dartboard back in the day. I thought — this will be the perfect primer for the yam. It gives a nice matte finish with a little tooth the other layers of paint can grip right on to. I toted the yam down into the basement and sprayed it with coat No. 1 of chalkboard paint, leaving it in a shoebox to dry, and heading off to work. 

Time didn’t allow me to begin creating for a few more days. I went down and sprayed one more coat on the yam about two days later and then was preoccupied with everything else. (Hoping I could get back to it before the yam got mushy, as yams do, and not remembering exactly the shelf life of a yam. What a dilemma!) I know you all are thinking I have just way too much time on my hands — NOT TRUE. I just make time for the crazy stuff like the yam find of the century.

Thursday I finally had a night off, and I eagerly spread out the newspapers on the table and made preparations to decorate my ‘Scream’ yam. I drew outlines for where I thought the eyes, nose and mouth should be and then painted the rest white with a paint you use to decorate tents. (Outdoor patio paint). It is waterproof once dry.

The character began to emerge. …

While I was waiting for the white to dry so I could add some shading, I fashioned a temporary “hood” out of a black tank top so I could get a better idea of how convincing my finished product would be.

We’re getting there. The next step was to add some charcoal shading around his eyes and blend it with a tortillon to create some depth. By looking at the ‘Scream’ mask online, I realized his hood is actually made out of some sort of silky fabric. Jim said he might have something down in the basement that I could cut apart. He returned triumphant with the liner from some jacket, silky and black.

He cut out the back side of the vest-like liner, while I ran to get the travel sewing kit. Finishing touches were almost complete. I finished shading a little around the yam’s eyes and mouth with charcoal, and then began sewing the hood. I was able to pin the hood around the yam with some straight pins Jim found his office. … and voilà!

 

I hope you are as impressed as I am by this wonderful yam. Just remember, you never know what is lurking on the shelves at your local supermarket!

Check it out …

 

Congress Park flipper

Congress Park flipper

 

Long time, no post. I didn’t flip out, don’t worry, just been busy. I am posting to inform everyone that I have been working on a new photo page to highlight one of my other hobbies. 

The page is still under construction, so please be patient. I intend to add to it over time. 

By the way, I came across this kid in Congress Park in Saratoga. He was with a group of friends and saw me carrying my camera. I was like “Don’t show off on my account!” I was afraid he would bust his head open and I would be left feeling really guilty. 

Anyhoo, he landed perfectly on his feet. He was obviously well-versed at back flipping off of a 12-foot (or so) balcony’s ledge.

Glad the camera caught him in the act.

FYI: Put your wallet away

Update: Just so you know, the city of Los Angeles is no longer accepting donations for Michael Jackson’s memorial service. I am assuming they have the millions of dollars they need by now, or had enough complaints that it was wrong for them to be soliciting money from the city’s residents in the first place.

A day for doodling

Today is the day that I am going to start doodling again. I used to doodle more often. I kind of see it as therapy. Some people doodle when they are on the phone, or sitting in a meeting, or attending a class. 

I always doodle in my downtime. It seems to relax me. For a long time, I was too pooped to doodle. Now, to some, that may just seem super silly. If your brain is like mine, you will understand completely. Doodling is a release for an overactive mind, however exhaustion is a doodle blocker.

Yep, you can get doodler’s block, just like writer’s block. It is more of a complete lack of thought. 

The point is, today, I feel up to doodling, so I am going to get out my big fat marker and doodle away.

I leave you with this:

 

In the creative state a man is taken out of himself. He lets down as it were a bucket into his subconscious, and draws up something which is normally beyond his reach. He mixes this thing with his normal experiences and out of the mixture he makes a work of art. 

— E. M. Forster



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